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"Eighty-seven billion dollars is this much," Bush explains. "It's enough to buy eighty-seven billion people a dollar hamburger, it's enough to feed every fat kid in the south for three months, it's enough to feed Rwanda for four years, it's enough to hire over a million new school teachers or put over seven million more kids in Head Start, but what we need to do is spend it to fight terrorism in Iraq, so I hope you'll support my education initiative and jobs plan and tax cuts and we'll do something about health, too, because, like my Dad, I want to be the education president."