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BUSH SAYS NO CONNECTION BETWEEN 9/11, HUSSEIN AND IRAQ WAR Polls: He's Lying Camp Biff, MD - (GNS) - President Bush said there was no connection between the 9/11 attack on the United States and the reason for why war with Iraq was necessary. Critics and supporters immediately declared this was in contradiction to what Bush and his administration had consistently suggested in the months leading up to the war. Polls show 67% of Americans believe Saddam Hussein was behind the 9/11 attacks. "No, he wasn't," Bush said in an extensive, three-word speech at the presidential hideaway, Camp Biff. A Fictional Times poll taken immediately after his statement indicated 67% of the people believe Hussein was behind 9/11. "Obviously, the people believe he's lying," said Fictional Times pollster B. Grimm. In a related Fictional Times poll, 45% of Americans said all of this reminded them of the story about the Emporer having no clothes, while 42% said it reminded them of the story of the boy who cried wolf. The other 3% were sure it was the story about the three bears, but couldn't say why. Bush aides said the president has denied that he was lying, that statements previously made may have been misleading, but they were done for the good of the nation, a nation that was under attack, a nation that needed to go to war with Iraq and defeat Saddam Hussein because of what happened on 9/11. |
