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"BENNETT GAMBLED FOR OUR SINS"
Atlantic City, NJ - (GNS)
- William Bennett, the self-appointed Virtue Czar admitted losing over eight million dollars gambling on slot machines.
     Eight million dollars!!!!!!
     In his new book, "Bennett Gambled For Our Sins", he explains that he did it for us.
     Bennett will be depicted on the cover, nailed to a cross. Hanging from his toes will be a sign that reads "Loose slots".