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BLACKS URGED TO GET WHITE SKIN "This Will Help US To Be Color-Blind" Dixie, Confederacy - (GIN) - A consortium of politicians, journalists, and arbiters of public morals issued a statement yesterday at the annual Anti-Affirmative Action Conference that urged Blacks in the United States to undergo skin treatments so their skin would become white. "The divisive issue of race has gone on long enough," the statement said in part. "If Blacks change their skin color, the playing field would achieve levelosity." "It would help all of us to be color-blind," said pundit George Will. "If Michael Jackson can do it, all of them can," declared keynote speaker Sen. Trent Lott in his speech entitled "We Gave 'Em A Bunch Of Stuff, What More Do They Want?" Morality Arbiter William "Calm-Bill" Bennett said diversity would be maintained along with this plan. "They'd still be able to rap and talk back to their preachers during church, and yell at actors during movies and play sports," Bennett said. "But they really should do something about their hair," he added. Martin Luther King, Jr. could not be reached for comment. |
