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JAMES BOND FINDS, KILLS BIN LADEN Frodo In N.W. Iraq; Harry Potter Entertains Troops In Saudi Arabia Kabul, Afterghanistan - (GIN) - Prime Minister Tony Blair announced today that MI5 Agent 007, Bond, James Bond, found and killed Osama Bin Laden yesterday in the culmination of a secret mission and movie deal. "Bin Laden is dead, and we have James Bond to thank," Blair told a gathering of news and entertainment reporters. "The details of the mission are secret, but will be revealed next year in the next Bond film, You Die When You're Killed," Blair said. U.N. and Pentagon sources confirmed the information. Bond has been invited to the White House to drink martinis, according to press spinster Ari Flyshirt. In related news, Blair reported that Frodo is working with the Kurds and Australian SAS units, and Harry Potter is entertaining the American Special Occupation & Liberation Temporary Permanent Forces in Saudi Arabia. |
