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BUSH PLANS RAMADAN FEAST AT WHITE HOUSE BBQ Pork Ribs And "Whatever They Eat" Are On The Menu Washington, D.C. - (GNS) - President Bush will host a dinner for Muslim leaders at the White House during Ramadan, according to a White House press release issued today. The leaders will be informed of the President's intentions in Iraq, Iran, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia and throughout the currently Muslim held and Muslim-occupied territories, according to the statement. Sources say that Bush will use the occasion to announce a new Bush Doctrine: "Wherever there is oil, that's the U.S.A." The menu for the dinner will include BBQ Pork Ribs, "fresh from Texas", and "whatever they usually eat for this holiday," the statement read. Wealthy Muslim leaders and those citizens enjoying the fruits of living in the upper class are expected to endorse the President's plans. The rest of the Muslim population is expected to go along or be used as cannon fodder in an ongoing war between religious fanatics, imperialists, power-hungry oil barons and potentates, quasi- and bogus nationalists, weapons manufacturers and arms dealers, and defenders of profound-sounding but empty ideas, sources said. |
