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BUSH SETS DEADLINE No Line Drawn In Sand Homeland HQ (formerly Washington, D.C.) - (GNS) - President Bush set his deadline with Iraq yesterday, declaring "I'm sick and tired of deception and lies. That's what I mean by a deadline." Calendar experts and code-breakers quickly began working on the intricacy of the comment to determine what date the specific language points to. "We think he's combined the sensibility of a native american shaman with the bravado of a George Wallace," said one analyst at the Institute For What He Means Not What He Says. Supporters and critics alike pointed out Bush did not draw a line in the sand. "That's significant," said one person, whose job it is to say "that's significant." Several members of the foreign press seized upon the word "sick". Newspapers from New Zealand to Mumblejumbia congratulated Bush in their editorials for admiting he is ill. The Society For Fitness As Seen On TV took out a full-page ad in the Dubuque Register & Daily Coupon Gazette urging the president to "think less" as a cure for his "tiredness". Meanwhile, the Agency For Deception & Lying in the newly created Homeland Security Government said it would continue its activities "on behalf of our clients". |
