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CANADIAN FORCES MASS AT U.S. BORDER
Demand For U.S. Regime Change Unanswered
Windsor, Ontario - (GIN)
- Canadian troops continued massing at the U.S. border from Maine to Washington as the demands for a regime change increased from Toronto.
     "The United States is endangering the entire planet. A man who stole the election and who has rigged the dilution of laws protecting free speech and free association is engaged in making a war that his people and the people of the world reject as unnecessary and dangerous," Prime Minister Sargent Preston declared.
     "There must be a regime change in America, and if the people won't rise up and do it, we are left with no choice but to invade and implement it ourselves," Preston said.
     Preston, joined at his press conference by his faithful companion, Yukon King, said his military advisors told him millions of Americans would join the Canadian forces to help overthrow the illegal American government.
     Although not renown for a huge or effective army, Canadian forces combined with British forces to defeat an American Colonial incursion in the late 1700s, and participated on the winning sides in World War I and World War II. Recently, Canadian forces assisted British forces in putting down the uprising in the Falkland Islands.
     Neil Young and Joni Mitchell are both from Canada.