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CLINTON INVESTIGATED FOR NOT FLYING IN NAVY JET Norfuhk, VA - (GNS) - Former President Bill Clinton is under investigation for never having flown in a Navy Jet and landing on a carrier. "We expect this investigation to take five years and cost the taxpayer forty-six million dollars," investigators said. "We thought we were through with this guy, and then he pulls a stunt like this," said one attorney who has been investigating Clinton since before he was born. "My flight in that jet restored morality to the Oval Office," President Bush said in his only comment on the scandal. |
