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GOD DISPUTES SNIPER'S CLAIMS
 Exclusive Interview On Larry King
 Atlanta, GA - (GNS)
- In a rare interview, God said the person killing people in the sniper attacks in Maryland, Washington D.C. and Virginia was "not me."
     Speaking from an undisclosed location, albeit a different undisclosed location than the one the Vice President occupies, God told Larry King in an exclusive interview that "these are not my acts and do not represent me in the slightest."
     King said he received a call from God shortly before he went on the air. "God provided" the interview and all the preliminary logistical arrangements.
     God did not say who the sniper was, or why he allowed such horrible things to occur.
     "As you know, Larry, I work in mysterious ways," God said.
     "Rest assured, though, if there is a Hell, this man will dwell there. You don't take my name in vain and get away with it," God said.
     God took only a few questions from King, and stated that he chose King over Charlie Rose because "I don't want to be interrupted, and I usually get the question after it's asked, well before it's explained in all its possible permutations."
     Off-mic, after the interview, King said God told him he was looking closely at "this Priest thing" and he may do an interview on that in the future.