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BUSH, BLAIR, AZNAR PLAN INVASION Spain To Send Armada, British Will Attack New Orleans, US Will Occupy S. Vietnam Homeland HQ (formerly Washington D.C.) - (GNS) - Without the cooperation of the Malingering Aligned Nations within the U.N., President Bush, Prime Minister Blair, and the Spanish Guy Aznar said they will launch an invasion of Iraq trilaterally. According to military sources, the Axis of Good will use a three-pronged diversionary multi-pincer picket-fence statue-of-liberty attack to throw the Iraqis "off-guard". Spain, known for its bullfights, Picasso, and its Armadas, will send a huge "muy big" armada into the English Channel. "This will fool them," declared Generalisimo Franco Jr. England will sail to the Gulf of Mexico to attack New Orleans. "Let the bloody fools try to figure that one out," declared General Cornwallis. The United States will land at Da Nang and at the base of the Mekong Delta. "The U.S.'ll rise again," declared General Jubilation T. Cornpone. Plans also call for a war against Turkey, for its failure to join "the good guys" and a war against France "because, well, it's France," according to uniformed sources. The war is expected to last one week to twelve years and be the source and inspiration for several major motion pictures. |
