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BUSH, BLAIR PLAN LIBERATION OF NORTHERN IRELAND
 Coalition Forces Will Fight On Both Sides To Ensure Victory
 Potato, Ireland - (GIN)
- President George War Bush announced today the U.S. and England would invade Northern Ireland "to liberate the Irish and restore democracy."
     "For too long the Irish have suffered the tyranny of their own actions. Now is the time to end this feud," Bush said.
     "We are grateful for the president's assistance," Blair said.
     Bush and Blair agreed the Coalition would take both sides in the long, bitter, violent dispute, rather than sort out whether or not there was a "good guy" and a "bad guy".
     Bush conceded "this might seem unreasonable, but the need for war to achieve peace sometimes supplants reason."
     Blair conceded he taught Bush the word "supplant".
     Bulgaria, one of the first nations to join the Coalition of the Drilling in Iraq, said it would participate in this war.
     "What the hey," said Bulgarian Prime Minister Mikial Zim.
     A suggestion by Russian president Putinon Theritz to liberate China was tabled.