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LUGGAGE QUESTIONS DROPPED FROM AIRPORT TEST Atlanta-y'all, GA - (GNS) - Airport baggage checkers will no longer ask if anyone fucked with your bags, Transportation Security Agency director D. B. Cooper announced yesterday. "Yeah, they're not gonna ask that anymore," he said. Cooper said the TSA did a study and learned that the two questions relating to someone fucking with your bags had never prevented a hijacking or worse. Cooper also said the study also showed no one of Tiger Woods' ethnic mix had ever hijacked an airplane, "but that won't stop us from searching everyone. We may eliminate questions, but we're not profiling," he said. |
