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President Bush Announced Yesterday That The Britney Spears-Madonna Kiss Will Be Featured On The New Iraqi Currency. "They Said Something About Western Values Threatening Their Women, So We Complied With Their Request. That's What Nation-Building And Securing Oil Is All About," Bush Said