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US MISSILES HIT IRAN Chinese Embassy Prepares For US Strike Ankara, Turkey - (GIN) - Three US missiles hit Iran yesterday, raising international criticism and increased preparedness at Chinese embassies throughout the Middle East. "If this is precision bombing then the attack was intentional," said Iranian Minister of Logic Ahmed Fatwa. "If it was an accident then it certainly throws into question the whole idea of precision bombing." "We are not amused," said Chinese Foreign Ambassador Fung Shuei. "If you place missiles in our embassy, the placement of the furniture will have little effect on improving our chee." US officials have not commented officially on the missiles. One conceded that the minister of logic was correct. "We're deciding now whether we meant to hit them or not," said General Beansan Franks. "If we admit our precision bombing is flawed it probably means we've killed a helluvalot of Iraqi civilians in Baghdad. It may be easier for us to say we hit Iran on purpose. After all, they're bad guys, too. You know, Axis of Evil and all," he said. CIA analysts said they were focusing on the correct spelling of chee. |
