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HUSSEIN DISAPPEARS, SARS SPREADS Investigators Search For The Al Qaeda Connection Atlanta - (GNS) - The Pentagon, the CIA, and the CDC announced yesterday they are grappling with a new, serious, threatening mystery. SARS. "SARS is a new disease spreading rapidly, and weapons of mass destruction and conventional weapons seem to have no effect," said Dr. Clooney Er of the CDC. "It's such a mystery, we don't even know what the letters SARS stand for," he said. Coupled with the new disease is the disappearance of Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "We can't prove the two are related but we're positive they are," said General Locken Load. "It would be just like Hussein to launch this weapon through the back door, China," Load said. "And there is no doubt there is probably a possible link to Al Qaeda," said Will Spy of the CIA. "As a matter of fact, this could be the link we've been searching for. It all makes sense, especially if we say it over and over," Spy said. Er said the disease appears to be containable if people wear white surgical masks, and wear their underwear outside their pants. Vice President Cheney reportedly owns a significant interest in a surgical mask company. Er urged everyone to purchase a mask, and practice using the word "stat". |
