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TURKS RECONSIDER, MAY ALLOW U.S. USE AS BASE Kurds Fucked Stuffing, Turkey - (GIN) - Turkish Administration sources said today Turkey may allow the use of land and air space by U.S. forces. "It's apparent the U.S. is going to invade. We want to be on the winning side. We can use the money the U.S. is offering, and we don't want the Kurds to be too liberated, if you know what I mean," said Turkish Foreign Minister Drek Coffee. Turkey has opposed Kurdish independence. So has Iraq. The U.S. has agreed to oppose Kurdish independence in exchange for Turkish support, according to U.S. State Department officials. "Anyway you look at it, the the Kurds are fucked," said one official, who asked to remain anonymous. Kurds, currently fleeing into the mountains to escape feared chemical attacks from Saddam Hussein and attacks from Turkish air and ground forces, could not be reached for comment. |
